Adam: I could not agree anymore… with your opponents.
David: Twenty bucks a page.
Adam: I’ll give you five.
David: I’ll give you an F.
David: Adam also thinks that people should talk the way they write, which is completely asinine.
David: Goodbye forever, Adam.
Adam: If only that were true, David.
Adam: There are three things I do not know.
Adam: There are three things I do not understand.
Adam: There are three things I know.
Adam: If you have not listhped when sthaying the word “nemesthis,” you have not lived.
Me: How does popcorn work?
Adam: Magic.
Daniel: We hold our beliefs to be true, because they are.
Daniel's friend:Just remember, BAD MOOD spelled backwards is DOOM DAB, which is kind of funny.
Adam: I admire your efforts. You are very tenacious and auspicious.
Me: What does auspicious mean again?
Adam: I don’t know. I think… it means “lucky.” If you say it with enough confidence, no one questions you.
that is NOT what auspicious means...but i like your co workers
ReplyDeletehahaha, I know... that's the great part. He uses big words all the time. About 64% of the time they are used correctly.
ReplyDeleteOh this is perfection...my heart is full of laughter and joy ;)
ReplyDelete{cheesy enough for ya??}
Ok, so the pecentage of Adam's correct usage is higher than that. I usually have to ask him what words mean... haha.
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