my phone is weird. for some reason, it thinks i mean to type "28" when i really mean "at." i don't know why. i certainly use "at" more than i do the number 28. i think i must have used 28 once, and then it saved to my phone memory as the preferred word. so then another day i typed the word "what." and it came up as "wh28." really? really. also, every time i try to type the word "yay," my phone freaks out and won't recognize it. it thinks i mean way or wax or yaw. so i have to spell it out. and it NEVER SAVES. yet the number 28 did.
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
random
my phone is weird. for some reason, it thinks i mean to type "28" when i really mean "at." i don't know why. i certainly use "at" more than i do the number 28. i think i must have used 28 once, and then it saved to my phone memory as the preferred word. so then another day i typed the word "what." and it came up as "wh28." really? really. also, every time i try to type the word "yay," my phone freaks out and won't recognize it. it thinks i mean way or wax or yaw. so i have to spell it out. and it NEVER SAVES. yet the number 28 did.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Really??
Monday, October 25, 2010
i'm famous!!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
*!!!NEW!!!*
Friday, September 10, 2010
for my friend who likes bugs.
Far Side Entomology
Sunday, September 5, 2010
ideas
Saturday, August 28, 2010
a few inconsequential anecdotes
Friday, May 28, 2010
Perhaps I have too much free time right now...
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
DBU is the coolest.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Incredibly Amusing Fact
Friday, May 7, 2010
Holler Uncle
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
WARNING!
To Do:
Buy bug spray
and a pet spider
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
A few reasons why I love my job
Adam: I could not agree anymore… with your opponents.
David: Twenty bucks a page.
Adam: I’ll give you five.
David: I’ll give you an F.
David: Adam also thinks that people should talk the way they write, which is completely asinine.
David: Goodbye forever, Adam.
Adam: If only that were true, David.
Adam: There are three things I do not know.
Adam: There are three things I do not understand.
Adam: There are three things I know.
Adam: If you have not listhped when sthaying the word “nemesthis,” you have not lived.
Me: How does popcorn work?
Adam: Magic.
Daniel: We hold our beliefs to be true, because they are.
Daniel's friend:Just remember, BAD MOOD spelled backwards is DOOM DAB, which is kind of funny.
Adam: I admire your efforts. You are very tenacious and auspicious.
Me: What does auspicious mean again?
Adam: I don’t know. I think… it means “lucky.” If you say it with enough confidence, no one questions you.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Reasons I do not like the new Facebook layout.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Love this song.
Dance in the healing stream
He has faithfully kept you
Brought you out of captivity
Rejoice, rejoice with all your hearts
Sing Him a new song
That’s heard high on the windswept mountains
It will resound
Lead, Lord, with unfailing love
Those that You have ransomed
And we will sing out as we go on
OUR GOD IS FAITHFUL!!!
OUR GOD IS FAITHFUL!!!
Friday, April 30, 2010
Random Fact
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Ok, so...
Monday, April 5, 2010
evil. part 2.
So my stomach got in another fight this weekend. Like really, I don't know what the dealio is lately. I have not thrown up in years, and now twice in a few months I have been sick. But this time eclipsed the meatball sub in horrendousness. If the meatball sub was an unpleasant hangnail, the sushi would be comparable to the entire country of Canada falling on top of the US and crushing it while tiny poisoned needles flew threw the air at any living being, piercing eyeballs and toenails, and all the while Spock has created a black hole in the middle of Earth with red matter destroying the whole thing. I don't know if that sentence made sense, but that's about what it felt like. It didn't make sense either. Bleh.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Railroad Crossing
T-H-A-T.
So clever.
Look, Listen, Live. It was not until a few years ago that I realized "Live" is meant in the sense of "you will live if you look and listen." I thought it was lIve (long i sound), as in "this is live action"... like when something on the news is live... it is happening right now. It was an enlightening day when I realized this distinction, comparable to the day I learned that the "D" in Disney is actually a "D." I even joined a Facebook group for that one.
Oh, well. You live and learn.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
LIVE
I said, "O Sovereign LORD, you alone know."
Monday, March 22, 2010
LISTEN
and in the end you will be wise.
"In my distress I called to the LORD,
and he answered me.
From the depths of the grave I called for help,
and you listened to my cry.
let me tell you what he has done for me.
watching daily at my doors,
waiting at my doorway.
He unleashes his lightning beneath the whole heaven
and sends it to the ends of the earth.
After that comes the sound of his roar;
he thunders with his majestic voice.
When his voice resounds,
he holds nothing back.
God's voice thunders in marvelous ways;
he does great things beyond our understanding.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
LOOK
seek his face always.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Radomness for your entertainment
1. The books cannot be printed nor copied. Therefore, I cannot highlight or take notes in the margins.
2. "Checkout" time is like 15 minutes... I have to re-search for the book and find my place again every time I come back to it. (Haha... re-search for my research.)
3. It takes a whole lot longer for a page to load on the computer than it does to turn an actual page.
4. Computers hurt my eyes. Therefore, ebooks hurt my eyes.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
I wish I could think of a punny title
Friday, January 29, 2010
Picnik!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage
ps- can anyone tell me how to use a different template than the ones offered by blogger?
Sunday, January 24, 2010
evil.
So my stomach got into a fight with a meatball sub sandwich today. The sub was being all sassy and what not, so gobbled it down, silencing its annoying protests and rude comments. but the sub did not appreciate its time out in my tummy, so it fought back. I finally threw up the insubordinate sub. Yucky.